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What a stupid movie. Where do I begin? First of let me say how I cannot believe this movie has earned a rating of 8/10. Just goes to show the state of society today and its insatiable hunger for mindless death and violence. Ill list some of the major flaws of this "movie" :-these are supposed to be superhuman ninjas who can teleport and turn into shadows? So how the hell on earth do "normal" civilians manage to sneak up on these ninjas from behind and foil their plans? Like when mika brings raizo to see that other agent guy, only to be caught by 40 cops wielding pistols and rifles that emerged from the darkness. I thought this guy was a superhuman ninja. Or how about at the end when mika somehow manages to sneak up behind the ultra boos shogun master ninja and she shoots him in the back... yeah I'm sure that could ever happen. -These ninjas arent normal ninjas. They can "smell" you from 20 Miles away. The solution? Well thats easy, smoke a cigarette. HAHA I laughed my ass off at this one. Oh yeah, that brings me to my last point: You can smell people from 30kms away but you cant smell 40 SWAT officers hiding in the darkness? What kinda ninja are you? Stupid. -the main character Raizo, or whatever stupid "ninja" moniker it is, was trained just like all the other ninjas, but somehow hes able to take on 25 of them at once and kill them all. There are countless other flaws but I dont care enough to go into them. I cant recall how many times I laughed my ass off watching this movie. I dont know maybe it was meant to be a comedy. Go watch "Shogun Assasin" if youre in the mood for a real badass ninja classic.
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I think you should just stick with documentaries then. All fiction movies have what you called "flaws". Let your brain be creative and try not to analyze everything in a movie, you might enjoy it more. Why Steven Seagal and Rober DeNiro never die in movies? There are too many whys and you just can't have that mind set, not a crime scene. Thanks.