Blair Witch

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Click here to show this review. Haha! This is so bad... wow. I knew it was gonna be bad... but I still went to watch to "confirm" it was really bad! Haha! First of all, the script is worst than Jar Jar bink: The revenge of the Postman. 2- It's all the same thing. Special effect. Spooky moment when people just "show up" in front of the screen when you least expect it and the producer emphasize on the "proximity" of the microphone near the mouth of the actor to emphasize the "jumpy" scenes ( can I say déjà vue from all typical horror movies? ) Nothing scary. Just "jumpy". AS for the actor, there was "maybe" only the main actor ( the male one ) who was looking for his sister that I would say was "passable" in regards to acting. As for the other... they're all bad. Yup. As for the storyline... omg... Movie Producers should retire and focus on kid's movie seriously instead of wasting everyone's time trying to "re-do" same old cliche movie from the past with the "same-old" type of spooky-jumpy scene using the "same-old" type of special effects or near-close proximity "loud" sounding to emphasize on jumpy scene. Like seriously... why would you want to go "urinate" in the wood... by yourself... 100 yards away from the camp... knowing you are in the woods where the Blair witch lives? Seriously? There is this part that was so dumb... I'm sorry... it was really dumb. The script writter should resign and work in other field or something. The part where the black man actually go by himself... in the wood... in total darkness... 100 yards away from the camping site... with no one alone... with a pocket hand-light that, of course, is about to die on him... so that he hears weird sounds... suddenly start to panic... can't find his way back to the camp... falls down on his way back while running ( he is almost near the camp after running 75 yards almost with woods in his hands hey hey!) then suddenly... something happens... oh look at that! It's the Blair Witch! Hey hey! I would of never expected her to show up while I am alone in the dark with no one near me! Hey hey! Of course not! Cmonnn! And of course... the Black man... disappear... and we never hear about him... awww... really? Cmonnn... I would of never guess that he would get caught by the Blair witch at this point... cmonnn!! -_- As for his friend, the black girl... who happen to wear nice gucci boots to go camping in the wood and who stepped on something spiky to then start bleeding his feet out... hey hey! GOOD JOB WEARING GUCCI BOOTS IN THE WOODS MISS. -_- wow... This was so bad friends... so bad... as for the acting, cmon man... it's all about screaming... and "omg omg omg ahhh! Omg omg omg hiii... then omg omg omg ahhh... then omg omg omg arghhh.." like seriously, I think my dog could of played this part for free if you were to give him porck chop -_-. This movie was pure garbage BUT... I say it's worth to watch if you go on a date... with a nice girl who likes to get scared for nothing ( yup, that type of girl -_- ).. I could then... enjoy being her protector and tell her the same old script from the movie while holding her around my arms..." It's gonna be ok... it's gonna be ok...". Yup. 2 stars for that only. If you have no dates... then I would imagine you got lost in the movie theater if you end up watching this alone... I sincerely hope that they will "never" try to make another blair witch movie again. Americans don't know how to scare us anymore. Japanese are way better and with less special effect. The ring ( Japanese version ) was the scariest of all movie I ever watched in my entire life. If you really want to be scared ( for a good 3 weeks like I did ) just watch The Ring but the Japanese version. NOW... you will be scared for real... and no jumpy scene... nope... it's more like psychological scary I would say. Anyways, don't watch this garbage Blair Witch movie... unless you are on a date with a hot young girl. Yup. Ta ta!