Sagged in the middle when the larfs came fewer and farther betweener until the nearly indestructible Russians appeared. A let down in the titillation department: the sex scene is not gratuitous at all, but it is a nice joke played on us. The gay content is made for people with attitudes about 30 years out of date. Tom Wilkinson's baldness looked fake as most partially shaved heads do - something about the vigour of the hair growing immediately next to the baldness, I expect - unimportant but distracting all the same. I would have liked to leave the theatre wondering what was in the painting. But I didn't. Still, good for a giggle in that rush rush mug mug London way.

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