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    Valentine

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    (banging noise) "Hello? ... Is anybody there? ... Hello?" How much of that crap can you digest, that is the true question. I still can't believe a woman covered in a towel comes out of the shower and out of her appartment to investigate a noise all the way to the elevator at the end of the appartment building corridor (? !!)... And why is it that when authorities tell helpless women to stay together because there's a killer on the lose, those very women decide they will spend the night alone with their windows unlocked and opened to feel the cool night breeze... Of course, the intelligence of the characters is displayed in an outstanding epanage of wits: why don't I hide in a room where I will have no way out of should the killer following me enter it... And women, PLEASE learn some self-defense techniques!!... Don't go out screaming but at least have the decency to kick a man in the groin will ya! All right!!... I have been waiting for this film all year, for I wanted to give a 1 to a movie and now my prayers have been answered... And NO, the beautiful women with luscious lips and shapely bodies are not saving this "production" from execution... Valentine that...

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    ncskills@  21.2.2001 age: 18-25 40 reviews

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