Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen

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Click here to show this review. This is one of the worst movies ever made. It does everything for a buck and is full of constant quick-fix gratification for the over stimulated. In other words it caters to teenagers. You got Megan Fox's tush to stare at and if that's not enough, they throw in a blonde who is even sluttier but ends up being a hyper-advanced Decepticon. I'm sorry but if they were able to do that, they would. And the humans wouldn't stand a chance. Why am I even arguing this? The plot is full of holes. Sure, sequels have always been about getting a few extra bucks out of the public who enjoyed the original, but this is definitely the greatest shift I have ever seen. Why is Optimus killing a massive bad guy in the opening scene then getting pummeled by little robots later on? Why do the good guys have colors but the bad guys are all bare metal? Why do decepticons have pointy teeth? Why do they have any teeth at all? And don't get me started on the dumb & dumber crack bots. They're like Jar Jar Binks -some marketing genius' bright idea. It was absolutely painful to watch this movie no matter how much Megan Fox there is because she can't act. The best part was the scene with Rainn Wilson playing the professor but it only lasted about 3 minutes. That's it. So sad...