It's tough find something - anything - redeeming to write about this film that would make it less of a train wreck than it is. Plodding plot, dull performances, cliche storyline, weak visuals, terrible casting... it's all there, in abundance. I was hoping for more and rooting for the reboot right to the very end but then it was over and nothing had changed. It was a lifeless, hollow experience. The Fantastic Flop.
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