You are truly going to adore this film... if you previously found yourself enjoying other bloated cinematic flops as "WATERWORLD", "ISHTAR" "Heaven's Gate" or "COTTON CLUB". Should that not be the case then trust the reviews placed on this website and stand a minimum of 50 feet away from any theatre screening this train wreck. One of the big problems with this film rest with Oliver Stone casting the leads to this film with major "NAME Stars" as opposed to great "Actors"! No amount of funds devoted to extras or costume can help an audience believe Angelina Joli in the role of mother to a bleached Colin F. Did Oliver Stone think that a bottle of bleach could provide this actor with the instant acting chops to appear believable in such a demanding role. This fiasco should officially clean up all major awards at this year's RAZZIES. They should win Worst Director, Worst Film, Worst Lead Actor Male, Worst Supporting Female, Worst Costumes and STINKIEST SCRIPT. I doubt anything could ever to come close to such a monumental cinematic mistake. This is BAD BAD CHEESE!
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